Archive for April, 2006
So I stumbled upon this test that’s suppose to tell you how nerdy you are. To be honest I’m kinda disappointed in myself. I thought I would score a bit higher than what I did. Anyway, I guess im one of those weird ‘wannabe nurds’ but don’t quite have the smarts to back it up. Still consider myself a burd though.
The Burd
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006
There was a little burd who was stranded in a farmers field. A winter storm came and froze the burd solid in ice. A cow came a long and took a crap on the burd. The crap was warm and melted the ice away. The burd was happy and started to
sing. But then a cat came a long and moved the crap away and saw the burd and then ate him.
The moral of the story is that:
Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy. And not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
And if you’re in a nice warm place you should keep your mouth shut.